Suspectaires or Stallionaires Part 2?
This a story straight from VH1’s web pages:
If you care enough about VH1 programming to be reading this blog in the first place, this should come as no shock: Stallionaires Real and Chance are gearing up for another season of their staggeringly successful dating show Real Chance of Love. It’s over between Cornfed and Real, and Chance never picked anyone to be over with anyway, so hey, why not, right? Details on the upcoming season via 51 Minds and VH1’s press department are below:
Another Real Chance of Love?
If you watched Real Chance of Love, you know the road to love is a treacherous one where furry chinned Rabbits and Stalking Yetis lurk at every turn. You also know that Chance ended his journey alone and Real found the girl of his dreams. Or did he?
What you don’t know is that Corn Fed’s promise to “take it slow” lasted until she found out that Real had proposed to Hoops on Season One of I Love Money. After that, declarations like, “I love you,” turned to questions like “Why don’t you love me like that?” and “Where’s MY friggin’ ring?” Needless to say, Real ran for the hills.
Since that time Real and Chance have turned their backs on romance, and have holed up in the studio devoting their time to their music. But a man can live without love only so long.
Now Real and Chance are back to give love another chance. 20 new women will move into the Stallionaire Ranch and compete for the brother of their choice. Will Real and Chance finally find the girls of their dreams? Who knows? But one thing is certain, it will be fun to watch them try.
I think everyone knew that after Chance did not select anyone and Real selected Psycho Chick “Cornfed”, that RCOL 2 was in the works.
Here is the Casting Call Info:
Real Chance of Love 2 is Now Casting!
As you already know, Real & Chance tried to find the loves of their lives in the first season of Real Chance of Love, but things didn’t exactly go the way they had planned. So, you guessed it, they will try again with a new batch of beauties.
If you think you are the perfect match for either Real or Chance, and are ready to move into the Stallionaires’ Ranch to compete for their heart, be sure to be ready to attend one of the open casting calls that are scheduled in various locations.
Auditions will be held in the following cities:
* Los Angeles, CA March 5 – March 26
* Chicago, IL March 5 – 12, 2009
* Houston, TX March 5 – 12, 2009
* Atlanta, GA March 12 – 20, 2009
* Miami, FL March 12 – 19, 2009
* Las Vegas, NV March 13 – 18, 2009
* New York City, NY March 19 – 26, 2009
* Kansas City, MO March 20 – 26, 2009
(Must be 21+)
Stallionaires or Suspect-aires? – Part 2
Stalker calls out Chance (Suspect?) on the Reunion show tonight. She was upset that Chance named her “Stalker” and “Big Foot”. Perhaps by her performance on the show, he should have named her “Big Mouth”. Watch her and Chance go at it on the video:
Cornfed Wins Real and Chance goes solo!
Real didn’t feel the fireworks with Bay Bay Bay, so he chose Cornfed as his “Lady.” Even though he is concerned about Cornfed’s soft personality, can she handle his “entertainment business lifestyle.” The most touching part of Real’s decision was that he said “he is in love” with Cornfed. And, of course and she feels the same. Right?
Chance shedded a tear and decided to roll solo! He did not connect with Cali nor Risky. Oh well! Congrats to Real and Cornfed
Was Chance shedding a tear for the girls or the big “PAY DAY” for “Real Chance of Love 2″!!!
Cali said she couldn’t trust men anymore; Question: Did Chance push Cali into loving women? Ummmhhh!
MILF and Rabbit are Bounced
Real and Chance decided to give MILF and Rabbit the “sprinkly” boot on last night. Between Rabbit’s snitching and MILF’s arguing, who could they love better than Cornfed, Cali, Bay Bay Bay and Risky.
Here’s Steupz’ recap of the eliminations:
At Eliminations, Cali wants to stay while Rabbit feels Risky will go home. Risky feels nervous about staying.
Chance looks to Cali and says he hopes his connection with her isn’t sexual. Cali says she thinks their connection is deeper than just a physical connection.
Chance addresses Risky and brings up her bad temper as possibly being a problem and tells Rabbit that she is a good woman but he disliked that she ran to Real when he got mad. Rabbit still believes she has a strong connection with Chance (Are you f-ing delusional? Have you been smoking Chance’s blunts too?).
Chance cuts to the chase and eliminates Rabbit because although he feels she is a perfect woman, he doesn’t feel that she is the right woman for him. Rabbit leaves feeling disappointed while Chance calls Cali and Risky up to give them their chains.
Chance and Real send their parents away and announce they will be going to Puerto Rico and the girls (except for Corn Fed) unenthusiastically cheer about not getting to go somewhere more romantic and exotic.
Source: Bourgy
Cornfed has a “Real Chance” of Love
As far as reality TV shows go, VH1’s “Real Chance of Love” isn’t particularly amazing or transcendent.
But the show that features two brothers – nicknamed Real and Chance, get it? – trying to find soulmates from a gaggle of gals has become compelling and necessary viewing for one simple reason: Abbi Noah, one of Fargo’s own, is among the cast of hopeful women.
And it looks like she might actually find love – at least, the kind of fleeting love that exists on reality TV.
Yes, the girl dubbed “Cornfed” could be the latest Fargoan to strike reality TV gold and “win” her respective program.
It’s a dubious reward. And, in this case, very surprising.
Because after the first episode of the show, Noah looked like a sacrificial lamb served up in a Fargo stereotype – no doubt, partially due to clever editing.
Noah’s (slight) “Fargo” accent was prevalent. Her glamour was second-class in a caste system that rewards stripper style. And she seemed way too nice to have a chance at winning “love” with one of two brothers who prize themselves more than any woman who walks on Earth – that isn’t a bad thing.
But even worse, Noah wasn’t a very interesting subject. At least not in the reality TV spectrum where craziness, deceit and drama of any kind is rewarded with more on-screen time.
Yet, through nine episodes, boring ol’ Cornfed has done more than just avoid elimination. The Fargo stylist has quietly become a favorite to win the heart of “her man” Real.
Several times over the past five episodes Noah has earned dates with and received Real’s “No. 1” chain – for those who haven’t seen the show, Real and Chance each have a pool of prospective mates; at the end of every episode they hand chains, and the women who don’t receive chains go home.
Noah’s ability to survive is impressive considering Real doesn’t appear to have a strong connection with her. He doesn’t stare at her with lust like he does other characters. And in an episode where the brothers pretended to be arrested after a bar fight, Noah cried to the cops in a display suggesting she was more worried about herself than “her man.” Real didn’t dig it.
Yet, he continues to reward Noah with his approval. But will this wannabe musician give Noah his heart?
She has a good chance. Her competition has obvious faults – Bay Bay Bay is a control freak who has been nearly eliminated a few times, and Milf comes off like a groupie with big hair. Plus, Noah looks better and has way more class.
We’ll have to wait for a while to see if Noah does win “Real” love. The next episode – a continuation of meeting the brothers’ parents – airs Dec. 29. And the finale isn’t slated until mid-January.
Until then, we’ll just have to fantasize about Noah bringing “her man” to Fargo, and seeing Real’s proud locks of hair flow in the Fargo wind.
Drama, Mama and MILF
Here is Steupz’ (Bourgy) final analysis after the girls meet the parents:
MILF is distressed at being referred to as a child of the devil and decides to let slip a secret. So, staring down a love-seat occupied by Corn Fed, Bay Bay Bay and Risky, she says, “I heard you sucked Chance’s d#%k” (wtf? why would Bay Bay Bay do that?)
Bay Bay Bay is as shocked as I am until Risky asks if it was her she meant, and MILF nods (oh shid, ohhhh shid, ohhhhhh shid, wtf?)
And then Risky went off; the hitherto quiet girl for 8 episodes looked like she was about to ‘kill a bitch’. “You got the wrong bitch. Go get your f#@%ing child”, she yelled, and repeated, as Cali separated the two. (oh damnnn, Bootz is back, lol)
Realizing she’s in deep shit, MILF said she got that information from the horse’s mouth; Real (shouldn’t the horse’s mouth be Chance’s… oh f$%k it, whateva) She then admits, what Real really said was Risky “is giving Chance a lot more loving” (that’s slang for ‘head’ now?)
Having heard that, Risky storms off to Real’s suite with MILF in tow; there will be no eliminations tonight…
Also, MILF confirmed doing soft porn. Mediatakeout.com confirmed the porn deal last week, with pics of her and Anna Nicole Smith together in a porno movie.
The ladies didn’t really put their best “lady-like” behavior together for the parents. I think the Cali and Cornfed winning rumors may be dead on. They seemed to be the only two that didn’t lose points with the parents and the guys.
Read the entire recap at Bourgy.
