Real and Cornfed were a good match, right? Cornfed was sooooooo swweeeeeeet, but then REALITY TV turned her into Psycho Chick?! Bourgy had Elle’s interview with Real on their site last week. The more I listened to Real, the more I wondered about Cornfed’s motives. (I know it’s Reality TV, but she had me fooled.)

Here are just a few of her puzzling behavior:

1. The Crying Bouts – This is clear sign of emotional disturbance. She is in love with a guy she barely knew and barely spent time with in front on cameras and millions of viewers. Worst than this is the fact she double talks about her feelings for Real and the happenings after winning Real’s decision. Why are you crying? Keep it Real!!

2. The Lying – After the show, she went back to her ex-boyfriend (didn’t Thang 2 do the same thing). Did you know they have some video out on the ‘net? But in her interview with VH1, she is crying about seeing Real again and how emotionally twisted she is about the Reunion! And, Real should have told her about proposing to Hoopz. “He should have told meeee.” Stop with the whining Cornfed and grow-up.

3. Stalker Tendencies – She finally sneaks in some “Quality Time” with Real and then blows up in a jealous fit, checking his cell phone, questioning him about girls, Hoopz and the industry, not disclosing her move to L.A. and being an emotional basket case full of insecurities. This is the kind of girl that will act sweet in public and rip you up behind closed doors.

Real should have looked back on this scene with a Drunk Cornfed as what the future may have been:

I’m sure Cornfed is sweet, but her behavior is not stable. Especially being a “Reality TV” star’s lady. What do you think?

Check out Bourgy.com for the interview with Real

Real discovered that Cornfed was “worst than a sister in the hood”!! She became too possessive and clingy when they hooked-up 3 weeks after the show ended. Remember Chris Rock told us that you date a person’s representative and you really don’t know the person until things start getting serious or you get married! Well, Cornfed couldn’t wait soon enough to “trip out” on Real.

But check it, Cornfed was engaged while on the show, and Real didn’t remember?! (Show biz EXPOSURE ALERT) Cornfed knew that Real was on the I Love Money show, but was distraught he proposed to Hoopz! Question, did it really matter? He’s with you now, right?

I don’t know what to make out of them, but it was better than Flav stranding Hoopz, Deelishis and Thang 2 on the Reunion shows looking “whacked out” because he didn’t want a relationship with them. Real will give it a try. Word to Real, if she tripped out on the little things, wait until things really get heated!

Here is an except of Cornfed’s interview with VH1:

“I fell in love on reality TV — crazy!” Corn Fed tells us. And so she did. Despite concerns of her ability to hang with his lifestyle, Corn Fed overcame Bay Bay Bay in the competition for Real’s heart. Below, Corn Fed addresses those concerns, as well as a few new ones that have cropped up since the show wrapped. Does she have a future with Real? At this point, even she isn’t sure…

Since the show wrapped, have you been in contact with Real?

Yeah. Right when the show wrapped, I was on such a high. I fell for him. I had such strong feelings. I thought, “This is the one for me.” I fell in love on reality TV – crazy! We kept in touch, calling and texting. “I love you,” and talking about future plans and this and that. About a month went by and it’s almost like it kind of faded. We got busy.

What’s going to happen?

Well, with the distance as well as being busy, things aren’t as great as they were. We still keep in touch, though. It’s been so hard.

Do you see things reigniting?

Yeah, they could. Anything can happen. I haven’t seen him. That’s what’s so hard about this whole reality thing. It’s so hard to stay in a close relationship. I still care about him so much and I know how I felt at the time was real. I know I could feel that again. Seeing him at the reunion* will maybe make that spark come back. But it’s unrealistic to have a long distance relationship, given the circumstances. We’re not allowed to see each other and we’re not really even allowed to talk before the reunion. I moved to California, now, though. I’m two doors down from Cali, my BFF. From the outside, she and I are such opposites, but when it comes to guys, we both believe in the same things.

[*Note that this interview took place last week, before the reunion shoot.]

Very interesting. I don’t think VH1 has got it yet after the first 10 or 11 times, but to keep the winner away from the TV stars don’t allow for a “happily ever after” story.

Read the rest of Cornfed’s interview

Real didn’t feel the fireworks with Bay Bay Bay, so he chose Cornfed as his “Lady.” Even though he is concerned about Cornfed’s soft personality, can she handle his “entertainment business lifestyle.” The most touching part of Real’s decision was that he said “he is in love” with Cornfed. And, of course and she feels the same. Right?

Chance shedded a tear and decided to roll solo! He did not connect with Cali nor Risky. Oh well! Congrats to Real and Cornfed

Was Chance shedding a tear for the girls or the big “PAY DAY” for “Real Chance of Love 2″!!!

Cali said she couldn’t trust men anymore; Question: Did Chance push Cali into loving women? Ummmhhh!

Real and Chance decided to give MILF and Rabbit the “sprinkly” boot on last night. Between Rabbit’s snitching and MILF’s arguing, who could they love better than Cornfed, Cali, Bay Bay Bay and Risky.

Here’s Steupz’ recap of the eliminations:

At Eliminations, Cali wants to stay while Rabbit feels Risky will go home. Risky feels nervous about staying.
Chance looks to Cali and says he hopes his connection with her isn’t sexual. Cali says she thinks their connection is deeper than just a physical connection.

Chance addresses Risky and brings up her bad temper as possibly being a problem and tells Rabbit that she is a good woman but he disliked that she ran to Real when he got mad. Rabbit still believes she has a strong connection with Chance (Are you f-ing delusional? Have you been smoking Chance’s blunts too?).

Chance cuts to the chase and eliminates Rabbit because although he feels she is a perfect woman, he doesn’t feel that she is the right woman for him. Rabbit leaves feeling disappointed while Chance calls Cali and Risky up to give them their chains.
Chance and Real send their parents away and announce they will be going to Puerto Rico and the girls (except for Corn Fed) unenthusiastically cheer about not getting to go somewhere more romantic and exotic.

Source: Bourgy

As far as reality TV shows go, VH1’s “Real Chance of Love” isn’t particularly amazing or transcendent.

But the show that features two brothers – nicknamed Real and Chance, get it? – trying to find soulmates from a gaggle of gals has become compelling and necessary viewing for one simple reason: Abbi Noah, one of Fargo’s own, is among the cast of hopeful women.

And it looks like she might actually find love – at least, the kind of fleeting love that exists on reality TV.

Yes, the girl dubbed “Cornfed” could be the latest Fargoan to strike reality TV gold and “win” her respective program.

It’s a dubious reward. And, in this case, very surprising.

Because after the first episode of the show, Noah looked like a sacrificial lamb served up in a Fargo stereotype – no doubt, partially due to clever editing.

Noah’s (slight) “Fargo” accent was prevalent. Her glamour was second-class in a caste system that rewards stripper style. And she seemed way too nice to have a chance at winning “love” with one of two brothers who prize themselves more than any woman who walks on Earth – that isn’t a bad thing.

But even worse, Noah wasn’t a very interesting subject. At least not in the reality TV spectrum where craziness, deceit and drama of any kind is rewarded with more on-screen time.

Yet, through nine episodes, boring ol’ Cornfed has done more than just avoid elimination. The Fargo stylist has quietly become a favorite to win the heart of “her man” Real.

Several times over the past five episodes Noah has earned dates with and received Real’s “No. 1” chain – for those who haven’t seen the show, Real and Chance each have a pool of prospective mates; at the end of every episode they hand chains, and the women who don’t receive chains go home.

Noah’s ability to survive is impressive considering Real doesn’t appear to have a strong connection with her. He doesn’t stare at her with lust like he does other characters. And in an episode where the brothers pretended to be arrested after a bar fight, Noah cried to the cops in a display suggesting she was more worried about herself than “her man.” Real didn’t dig it.

Yet, he continues to reward Noah with his approval. But will this wannabe musician give Noah his heart?

She has a good chance. Her competition has obvious faults – Bay Bay Bay is a control freak who has been nearly eliminated a few times, and Milf comes off like a groupie with big hair. Plus, Noah looks better and has way more class.

We’ll have to wait for a while to see if Noah does win “Real” love. The next episode – a continuation of meeting the brothers’ parents – airs Dec. 29. And the finale isn’t slated until mid-January.

Until then, we’ll just have to fantasize about Noah bringing “her man” to Fargo, and seeing Real’s proud locks of hair flow in the Fargo wind.