Out of the twenty original contestants of Real Chance of Love 2, there are only sixteen left. With the series having just premiered, the Stallionaires were all ready to weed out the girls they didn’t think desirable, and it appears as though there were a lot.

Real and Chance, former contestants of I Love New York, continue their search for the right woman for each of them. The first season of Real Chance of Love has obviously failed them. Real didn’t connect with any of the girls while Chance blew it with Cornfed. Then again, it just gives them a chance to have yet another bunch of rabid fangirls screaming their heads off at the sight of them.

As usual, the premiere episode “Back in the Saddle” began with the ceremonial nickname-giving. Things were going great if it wasn’t for one girl who objected to being called either Sasquatch or Chewy, which is a reference to Star Wars’ Chewbacca. No wonder she didn’t want that moniker. Sometimes this tradition can really deflate someone’s ego.

Anyway, she eventually gets the name Freckles and settles down after much begging. There was also a bit of a tiff with another girl, Show Me, who couldn’t seem to back down when threatened. Or whenever she feels like it, which is usually the case. We’ll get to see more of her temper later.

When the infamous mixer commenced, Real and Chance began to find out more about the girls they’d spend so much time with. Everyone else is cheering, as the Stallionaires reveal this season’s twist: there will no longer be any Real and Chance chains at eliminations.

Soon, the two fellows find themselves impressed by the ladies – particularly Hot Wings and Pocahontas. But while they’re busy with that, tension escalates in another side of the party. As expected, there’s girl drama afoot.

Vegas, Baker and Show Me have an argument, which causes the tempestuous Show Me to attack Vegas. The Stallionaires are forced to eliminate the two, one for punching and the other for provoking the punch.

“I’m here to get my love on. Not my fight on,” Chance exclaimed.

In the end, four girls have been eliminated, as if they were dragged away by wild horses. There was Vegas and Baker, with the addition of the overly pretentious Freckles and the stalker-y Ribbons.

Even though we won’t be seeing these four on Real Chance of Love 2 anymore, we’ll remember one of them for calling every contestant on the series a “hot mess.” Thus, Freckles speaks the truth.

-Maria Gonzalez, BuddyTV Staff Columnist
Source: VH1

Tiffani Webb of Girl Talk NYC out of Brooklyn has the “For the Love of Ray J” recap for this week. Thanks Tiffani. Enjoy!

Real discovered that Cornfed was “worst than a sister in the hood”!! She became too possessive and clingy when they hooked-up 3 weeks after the show ended. Remember Chris Rock told us that you date a person’s representative and you really don’t know the person until things start getting serious or you get married! Well, Cornfed couldn’t wait soon enough to “trip out” on Real.

But check it, Cornfed was engaged while on the show, and Real didn’t remember?! (Show biz EXPOSURE ALERT) Cornfed knew that Real was on the I Love Money show, but was distraught he proposed to Hoopz! Question, did it really matter? He’s with you now, right?

I don’t know what to make out of them, but it was better than Flav stranding Hoopz, Deelishis and Thang 2 on the Reunion shows looking “whacked out” because he didn’t want a relationship with them. Real will give it a try. Word to Real, if she tripped out on the little things, wait until things really get heated!

Real and Chance decided to give MILF and Rabbit the “sprinkly” boot on last night. Between Rabbit’s snitching and MILF’s arguing, who could they love better than Cornfed, Cali, Bay Bay Bay and Risky.

Here’s Steupz’ recap of the eliminations:

At Eliminations, Cali wants to stay while Rabbit feels Risky will go home. Risky feels nervous about staying.
Chance looks to Cali and says he hopes his connection with her isn’t sexual. Cali says she thinks their connection is deeper than just a physical connection.

Chance addresses Risky and brings up her bad temper as possibly being a problem and tells Rabbit that she is a good woman but he disliked that she ran to Real when he got mad. Rabbit still believes she has a strong connection with Chance (Are you f-ing delusional? Have you been smoking Chance’s blunts too?).

Chance cuts to the chase and eliminates Rabbit because although he feels she is a perfect woman, he doesn’t feel that she is the right woman for him. Rabbit leaves feeling disappointed while Chance calls Cali and Risky up to give them their chains.
Chance and Real send their parents away and announce they will be going to Puerto Rico and the girls (except for Corn Fed) unenthusiastically cheer about not getting to go somewhere more romantic and exotic.

Source: Bourgy

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Here is Steupz’ (Bourgy) final analysis after the girls meet the parents:

MILF is distressed at being referred to as a child of the devil and decides to let slip a secret. So, staring down a love-seat occupied by Corn Fed, Bay Bay Bay and Risky, she says, “I heard you sucked Chance’s d#%k” (wtf? why would Bay Bay Bay do that?)

Bay Bay Bay is as shocked as I am until Risky asks if it was her she meant, and MILF nods (oh shid, ohhhh shid, ohhhhhh shid, wtf?)
And then Risky went off; the hitherto quiet girl for 8 episodes looked like she was about to ‘kill a bitch’. “You got the wrong bitch. Go get your f#@%ing child”, she yelled, and repeated, as Cali separated the two. (oh damnnn, Bootz is back, lol)

Realizing she’s in deep shit, MILF said she got that information from the horse’s mouth; Real (shouldn’t the horse’s mouth be Chance’s… oh f$%k it, whateva) She then admits, what Real really said was Risky “is giving Chance a lot more loving” (that’s slang for ‘head’ now?)

Having heard that, Risky storms off to Real’s suite with MILF in tow; there will be no eliminations tonight…

Also, MILF confirmed doing soft porn. Mediatakeout.com confirmed the porn deal last week, with pics of her and Anna Nicole Smith together in a porno movie.

The ladies didn’t really put their best “lady-like” behavior together for the parents. I think the Cali and Cornfed winning rumors may be dead on. They seemed to be the only two that didn’t lose points with the parents and the guys.

Read the entire recap at Bourgy.

What else, however, do you expect from a reality show like this? In last week’s episode, “Who Wants To Be A Stallionaire?”, the brothers begin to test the remaining girls in whether they can keep up with the day-to-day basics of running the family farm. To be specific, the girls were paired up to clean up parts of the barn, and along the way, deal with the animals running free or otherwise. It’s the perfect time for us to discover how these girls are with animals—or learning what they are, for that matter.

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At Eliminations, Milf wants Promo gone while Promo and So Hood feel confident about staying.
Real gives his first chain to Milf, which still makes Bay Bay Bay jealous, while Chance gives his first chain to Risky. Real gives chains to Bay Bay Bay, Ki Ki, Corn Fed and Lusty while Chance gives chains to Rabbit, Bubbles, Cali and Meatball.
Now 3 girls are left, Promo, So Hood and K.O.
Real asks K.O. why she thinks she is in the ‘Bottom 3′ and she replies it’s because Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki thinks she’s a lesbian. Real says that is part of the reason but he calls her down to receive his last chain.

Now So Hood and Promo are left and So Hood believes she shouldn’t be put in the same class of consideration as Promo (No you shouldn’t because you have no class at all)

Chance calls So Hood up and he makes her dance for him. Once again the dancing gets raunchy and Chance stops her abruptly to say that he should have named her ‘Too Much’. He admits her behavior is keeping him from getting to know the other girls and eliminates her.
So Hood is stunned and she cries and says Chance lost a good woman. Chance then addresses Promo saying that he would “welcome her back to the stable” but he declines and leaves her out there hanging, without a chain.

In the ‘Confessional’, Real explains they eliminated Promo because she’s a flip-flopper (This election season has gone on too long because I swear I was thinking they were gonna say ‘We’re the Stallionaires and we approve this message’)

Sad, Sad, Sad.

Recap of I Love Money Finale from Reality Rehash:

Now that the jury portion was a bust the six eliminees left complaining about their hotel accommodations and ready to party. Guess that’s no surprise. That left both Hoopz and Whiteboy to compete for the $250,000 in their last challenge of the game. When they got to their first location Craig let them know that it would be a race back to the house while competing in several challenges along the way. The first was to beg for 100 pesos in the town square. Whiteboy quickily found his from a little old lady and was off to the next location. Hoopz had some trouble since she didn’t speak Spanish and several minutes later found her 100 pesos by selling her belly ring to a very very strange man. With Whiteboy in a far lead Hoopz was getting worried that there would be no way for her to win. It didn’t help that she god stuck in traffic thanks to a car crash either!

When Whiteboy arrived at the second leg he learned that the would have to run down a steep slope to the beach below. He was a bit scared that he would fall onto a scorpion or something along the way but began his decent. Still far behind was Hoopz in the taxi but she finally made it to the slope as well and also complained about the danger of it all. Down at the third leg Whiteboy began to roll a large coin through the sand. After running down the slope he wasn’t too excited for it but pulled through anyway. With the coin past the finish line Whiteboy jumped into his boat and began the cruise back to the house. Right as Whiteboy’s boat pulled away, Hoopz landed at the sand and was exhausted. She started to roll the coin throughout the course as well but almost gave up knowing how far ahead Whiteboy was.

Back at the house Whiteboy first had to swim to their private beach and climb the several steps to the backyard. There he found the last leg of the challenge to place those eliminated in order they were eliminated. After getting the first two correct White then got several wrong, switching Boston’s and Destiny’s pictures and placing them in the wrong elimination location. Hoopz then finally made her way up to the backyard and realized that she still had a shot. Remembering who went when, Hoopz quickly put the pictures in the correct order and with an amazing comeback ended up winning the quarter of a million dollars and the game of I Love Money. Whiteboy wasn’t too upset since he felt ok losing to Hoopz but she was ecstatic. She wants to provide for her family and was happy to have won the game in such an amazing comeback. So there you have it folks, I love Money is now said and done and probably one of the better shows VH1 has had in a long time. Hoopz is not only the winner of I Love Money but won Flavor of Love as well. Will we see another crop of VH1 crazies vying for their love of money again? We’ll have to wait and find out!

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