Flavor Flav finds Love

Three reality shows later, and a whole lot of drama heaped in between, Flavor Flav, I think, has finally met his girl.

(I just hope he and Thing 2 don’t decide to have children because no child deserves those odds in the “good looks” department.)
As much as I thought she and her twin sister were a bit raggedy looking, I was touched that Flav admitted to making a mistake in sending her home.  

I’m glad he sent Sinceer and her conniving ways back to planet Klingon but I’m surprised he booted Seezins, too.
I knew when he brought Thing 2 all the way to France, that he really felt a connection. But I thought in the final two it would come down to Thing 2 and Seezins. But it came down to Black and Thing 2.

It was clear that he had the body hots for Black, but Thing 2 had his spirit. Maybe it was the romantic backdrops of Paris.

Maybe it was the candlelight dinners. Maybe it was Thing 2 denying him his nightcap and in so doing, showing her true vulnerability. Whatever it was, it was clear that he connected with her in a different way than the winners from the previous seasons.

Did he make the right choice? After two previous tries, he vowed that this is it and that there won’t be a Flavor of Love 4. Do you believe it?

By Peralte C. Paul  | Tuesday, May 20, 2008, 12:20 PM

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Flav & Black on the Reunion Show

Well, I know you probably seen the finale of Flavor of Love and was wondering what happened to Candance (Black) and why didn’t she win. (If you missed it, the Gap Tooth Wonder, Thing 2 Won!) Well, I have a well placed source who says that there is a reason.

If you caught the (FOL3 Reunion Show) preview, Flav gets on one knee and proposes, I hear there is a reason they edit the clip and you can’t see who he’s proposing to….Tune in next week on VH1 to see!

*posting from dyfuse.com
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One of our FlavaFlav.net readers, Alicia, says “I saw Flava Flav today at Roscoes Chicken & Waffles and he was with “Black”…” Could his proposal next week on the Reunion show be for Black and not Thang 2? Anyone knows what’s going on? Holla!!!

One of our FlavaFlav.net readers, Alicia, says “I saw Flava Flav today at Roscoes Chicken & Waffles and he was with “Black”…” Could his proposal next week on the Reunion show be for Black and not Thang 2?

Anyone knows what’s going on? Holla!!!

Post Elimination Interviews

Thing 2’s gamble paid off. She got to Flav’s heart and gave him the peace of mind needed to make his decision. Black will go on to model and possibly be in the entertainment circle; but, Thing 2, may very well go on to become Mrs. William Drayton.

Congratulations Flav and Thing 2.

Flavor of Love 3 Finale Recap

Previously on Flavor of Love 3: Flavor Flav took Seezinz, Sinceer and Black to France. He eliminated Seezinz, but then magically brought Thing 2 back.

Tonight marks both the third season finale and the official series finale for Flavor of Love. VH1 has officially deemed this the last time Flavor Flav will look for love on TV, so either he finds it tonight, or he’s given up hope.

The “final season finale” starts with Flav and Thing 2 making out. He tells his three queens that in the morning, one has to go. Someone should give these ladies a history lesson, because being a queen in France rarely ends well. Sinceer and Thing 2 are now at odds because of Sinceer throwing her former good friend under the bus as a needy, dependent person. Black backs up Thing 2.

The next morning at breakfast, Flav arrives to eliminate one more lady. He has three tickets: one to Paris, one to Monaco and one to Los Angeles. Thing 2 goes to Paris. Flav then asks Black and Sinceer to explain why they deserve to stay. Sinceer says her whole purpose is to protect Flav from fakers. This leads to an extremely loud shouting match between the two of them that drives Flav slightly mad. He then admits that none of this matters since all he’s basing this on is who he feels the most romantically connected with, and that woman is Black. Sinceer leaves with a smile, though underneath she really hates Flav for doing this. In a parting move, Sinceer indicates that he’d better choose Thing 2.

Flav immediately flies Black away to Monaco. They take a long car ride in an old-school automobile and Flav falls asleep. At least he has Black’s breasts as pillows. That night they have dinner and he gives her a butt-ugly pink, heart-shaped watch covered in diamonds. Then he pulls out a list of questions for her. She likes to travel for fun, but she doesn’t have much of a sense of humor. She can’t think of a single joke when he asks. Their evening ends with a night cap, which is reality dating show code for “booty call.”  Since she failed, here’s my favorite joke (actually, it’s my best friend’s favorite, but I think it’s funny every time she says it):

Why were the Indians the first people in America?  Because they had reservations

It’s Thing 2’s turn and they take a private jet to Paris. Thing 2 thinks the plane ride is “spectaculous.” I now have a new favorite word for the next week. In Paris, they take a limo and Flav loves poking his head out of the sunroof like a drunken high school student en route to the prom. Thing 2 and Flav take a double-decker bus tour of Paris, and while the Louvre is just OK, the church where Tony Parker married Eva Longoria is the real highlight for these two crazy kids. They kiss at the Eiffel Tower, then he buys her about a million roses.

They arrive at a hotel for dinner, and the concierge’s subtitles make it seem as though he has mistaken Flav for Prince. Hold the phone, a Prince dating show would be the best idea ever! Flav gives Thing 2 the same watch he gave Black, which is just tacky. They talk and laugh and then Flav pulls out the list of questions. For fun, she loves to eat, bowl and go to amusement parks. He asks for a joke and he gets two, but only the first is funny:

What did Flav say when two houses fell on him?
Get off me, homes.

He asks her for a night cap, and she refuses. I guess the show needed some way to raise the suspense, because without that move it was a lock. Who am I kidding, since Flavor Flav has said this is the final season and he’s looking for real love, of course he’s going to choose the woman he has a perfect connection with, even if she didn’t want to give away the milk for free.

Flav spends his final moments reflecting on his decision. Does he go with the dull girl with fake breasts and a fondness for putting out, or the woman he has a genuine connection with who isn’t a ho?

Flavor of Love 3 Elimination Time! The show wastes more than 10 minutes before Flav finally does the inevitable and chooses Thing 2. Sorry to sap it of suspense, but if you watched the finale, you know it was really that boring and predictable, especially since he had her flown out on her own just to bring her back into the competition, which kind of indicated that Flavor Flav made his decision a while ago. Flav didn’t get his twins, but at least he got one.

John Kubicek, BuddyTV Senior Writer
(Image courtesy of VH1)

The Winner of Flavor of Love 3 is…..Thang 2!!!

Thing 2 is Flav’s Lady!!!

Decision Time!!!

Will Flav choose the “bigger heart” or the “bigger boobies”? I believe Thang 2 made a critical error by not accepting Flav’s nightcap. Can Black speak up for herself and convince Flav that she is the one?

Stay tuned!!