Flav Dismisses all Flavors; Proposes to Previous Baby Mama
In his last reunion show on what he promised would be the final season of “Flavor of Love,” rap figure turned reality king Flavor Flav dismissed Thing 2, his choice in last week’s season finale — and every other woman from the past three seasons — by choosing instead somebody who was never on the show, a baby mama named Liz, who appeared with their curly headed son named Karma.
It had been six months since the “Flavor of Love 3″ finale, and he hadn’t seen his choice, Thing 2, in all that time. She came on and said she was excited for the future. But when Flav was asked if he was still in love, he came up with this tortured speech:
Let me tell you something, man. Out of all my shows that I’ve done, this moment right here is the hardest for me. This is my third season of ‘Flavor of Love,’ and everything, you know what I mean, and um, I went through 65 women — 65 — to try to, you, find love, you know what I’m saying? And at the time, too, when I, you know, started this, had a baby on the way and the whole nine, you know what I’m saying? But yet you know I wasn’t committed to his mom. I been away from her now for a good six months and everything, you know and um, I just spending a lot of time, you know what I’m saying, with my son — you know, I got Karma, I got a son, my seventh child. I’m spending a lot of time with him and everything you know what I mean. and also too I been spending a lot of time with his mom, too.
You know, just after doing these three shows now, I mean maybe, you know, maybe I should have just been noticing what I had in my face the whole time, you know what I’m saying? There’s an old saying, you know: the best gift a man can ever give a child is to love his mother. And you know I do love his mom. That’s right now where I need to be, to keep the family together. .
Thing 2 took it well, saying they have a friendship for a long time to come.
And when the baby mama named Liz (who didn’t even have a proper “Flavor of Love” nickname) came out with their son Karma, Flav got on his knee to do something he also didn’t do in three seasons of “Flavor of Love.” He proposed. He got on his knee to ask Liz: ”Would you marry me?”
“Finally, finally,” replied the poor woman, with their son Karma on her lap; she’s had to watch five seasons of his romantic antics on various VH1 reality shows.
All host Lala could do was try to get him to promise to have their wedding televised. Just so we won’t lose Flav to domestic life altogether.
Story by Roger Catlin
Flav’s Proposal Video
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Woowwwwww!!! She said “FINALLY”!!!!
Reunion Recap: The Good , the Bad and the In-Sinceer
Flavor Flav has said this third season will be the last for Flavor of Love, meaning tonight’s reunion special is quite possibly the last taste of the show viewers will get. Once again, LaLa is the hostess. I guess Po and Tinky Winky were busy. The ladies are in the house, as are Flav’s niece and mom.
Flav comes out and says this season’s ladies were the nicest yet, not the craziest. Sommore, the comedienne from the Flavorette roast, is back. The amount of canned laughter used during her stale jokes is offensive. Ice comes down and says there are no circumstances under which she would sleep with Flavor Flav. Good for her. 
The man of the hour takes his crown off to reveal that he’s gone bald. That’s random. Next up is a montage of Shy’s insanity and her stank-ass breath. She admits that the ordeal of her bad breath has hurt her professional acting/modeling career. She got to go to schools to talk to kids about how people on reality TV shows shouldn’t be their role models because it’s “unappropriate.” Then we relive Prancer and Shy coping with their mother’s dying from the same rare disease. Shy encourages viewers to love their moms.
Remember Hotlanta’s alcoholism? She incorrectly uses the phrase “icing on the cake” to refer to things getting worse, when in reality, the icing is the best part of the cake. Hotlanta explains that being on Flavor of Love 3 was like being on vacation, which is why she got drunk 24/7. Sinceer also had an alcohol problem in the mansion. She proudly flaunts her new fake breasts. Sinceer has no apologies for being a horrible beeyotch to Bunz.
The Sinceer/Seezinz feud is up next, reminding us that Sinceer was the cause of all the drama on this season. These two women argue forever, and sadly Flavor Flav preemptively stops a fight by sitting between them. Black gets the next spotlight and she’s just as plain and boring as ever. She’s like two scoops of vanilla ice cream: nobody hates it, but no one gets excited about it.
Finally, we look back at Thing 2. Flavor Flav thinks back on his time on the show, and how when he started the first season, Flav was expecting another child, and he says he should be devoted to giving his kid a dad. Then he brings out his son Karma and his baby mama Liz. And Flavor Flav proposes. To Liz, a woman with no connection to this show.
HA!
This is a lot like the end of St. Elsewhere when the whole show was revealed to take place in the mind of an autistic kid. Three seasons later, and all this dumb Flavor of Love dating had nothing to do with anything, because Flavor Flav is marrying the woman he had a kid with before the show ever happened. What a huge “Screw you” to everyone who ever watched or appeared on Flavor of Love.
He tries to explain that he truly was looking for love on the show, but it happens that he had it all along. It’s hard to be opposed to a man proposing to the mother of one of his children, but in the context of this reality show, Flavor Flav has done it.
Exposed: Shay “Buckeey” Johnson Tape
Another Flavor of Love Flavorette has been exposed. Shay (Buckeey) has a sex tape. Deelishis, Nibblz, some other girls and New York’s (unverfied) tape. Unfortunately, it’s not like the “New York” sex tape, where you can’t identify her; Shay is clear to see. Bourgy.com posted the story and links.
Beware, it’s very explicit. WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Deelishis: D-Cut Jeans
The Winner of Flavor of Love 2 Deelishis’ has created a new line of jeans called “D Cut” to fit women with very shapely derrière.
D Cut jeans can be made to order in sizes 6-16.
The styles available are:
* BOOT CUT $89.00
* HIGH WAIST $110.00
* SKINNY $79.00
* CARGO $79.00
* TAILORED $89.00
